Statehouse Headcanons

oh they salty salty

The states have defiantly all done at least something that the other states laugh at them for.
Because they were all chillren at some point, and chillren do dumb things

For example:

Maryland: I'm passing the phone to someone who broke his foot trying to jump into a lake, and hit his leg on the rocks

Pennsylvania: I did? Oh I did- well I'm passing the phone to someone who didn't get the hint that both his best friends were crushing on him for a good few decades

Massachusetts: fuckin'- I'm giving the phone to someone who punched some random boy on the street thinking it was his brother-

Connecticut: Oh shut up masshole. Passing the phone to someone who kept bumping his head in the meeting table because he was short-

Florida: Okay first of all I was tiny and Spanish that is fucking racist-

Massachusetts: Hurry up.

California: Wait that's not how-

Florida: Fine, passing the phone to someone who fell out of our boat while in a swamp and we had to fish him out.

Texas: Fell? Excuse you I was pushed-

Florida: Lies! Take the phone!

Texas: Rat- Giving the phone to someone who beat up a boy because he said that Florida was too much to handle even though he right.

Louisiana: Heheh, handing the phone to someone who got beat up for saying Florida was too much to handle.

Alabama: ...

Louisiana: DC was mad that day huh?

Alabama: Anyways

Alabama: Giving the phone to someone who made another state simp over him for simply riding a horse

California:

California: Wait who did I make simp?

Georgia: I'll tell ya later

Texas: glares

it could go on and on tbh