Statehouse Headcanons

minecraft but make it 1.17

before I get to the headcanons important paragraph

Who was gonna tell me I've been spelling definitely as defiantly for this many chapters.
Because it just clicked for me after I stared at it for a good 30 seconds and had to read it to myself.
I'm this 🤏 close to leaving the simulation watch-

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- Since a big majority of them are a bunch of tall children, you can bet a bunch of the states got on their server for the update as soon as it got added

- Indiana is casually learning how to mlg clutch in the nether with powered snow
Ohio is also trying with them, but was stupid and died his first attempt
Then you just hear "OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW STUPID CAN I BE" coming from his room at 5pm or some shit

- Since Mass by this point has already learn red stone, he's just experimenting with the sculk sensor
My guy straight up is just big brain moment

No one dares to question him because they're scared they're gonna accidentally ruin 5 hours of though

- Colorado and Nevada are mass murdering the glow squid, but let Utah keep only 2 for an aquarium.
They wanted the mooblooms

- Hawai'i and Alaska are forming an axolotl army
They are also the same dorks freaking out over the baby axolotls

- Jersey and Rhode has a room of just tinted glass to be gossip rats

- Alaska goes into the lush caves often to get Hawai'i pretty plants and flowers for her builds
They both make a little garden underground so they can vibe away from the others

- Texas now has a goat
He named him Chi-chi

- Loui builds Florida a little party room for his birthday, with candles on the cake, balloons, and everything
Florida was more than happy

- A big group of states go together into the new mines and start losing their shit

- Hawai'i suggested Alaska's username
Because why wouldn't she

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(Loui) 6daiquiris: sha i think we found one of the new caves

(Florida) oranges: WHERE?

oranges fell from a high place

(Kansas) honeybee_1861: LOSER

oranges: WGAT THW FUCJ

(Alaska) alaskan_bullworm: r.i.p.

(Cali) poppyseeds31: they couldn't have made this caves a little brighter

(NY) applerat_: oh yeah we're gonna die that's a **** ton of mobs

(Hawai'i) lilypad: *went ahead with Alaska* wait whats in the deep dark again?

lilypad was slain by the Warden

alaskan_bullworm: oh damn

alaskan_bullworm was slain by the Warden

oranges: hiya spawn buddies :D

lilypad: i hate it here

f_kxichigan fell in lava

f_kxichigan: OH YOU SOGGY BITCJ

fvkohio: :)

poppyseeds31: what the hell is going on

applerat_ was blown up by a creeper

poppyseeds31 was shot by a skeleton

(Indiana) lolsoybeans: *didn't go with them* you guys doing okay?

6daiquiris was impaled by a stalagmite

applerat_: nope

oranges: HI LOUI :D

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