Statehouse Headcanons

feeling a bit chaotic today

wots up
I have the big oof again so heres a few chaotic-ish headcanons
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- West Virginia drinks the pickle juice from the jar

- Wisconsin confused about what a gender is and how to obtain one

Illinois: Hey Indi wanna see something?
Indiana: Uh, sure?-
Illinois: Hey Sconnie, whats your gender?
Wisconsin:
Wisconsin: *windows start up sounds*

- North Dakota can skateboard
He doesn't do it much but it's enough for him to know a few tricks

He's also 100% beaten South with a board at least once

- A state finding out Loui's a witch, making a huge deal about it, and Loui then pretending to curse them
He will admit, it did give him a good amount of joy to see them panic

Nobody:
Florida: *borrows all of Loui's candles and makes a summoning circle around an Elsa doll*

- Coco going on an "eat the rich" tangent at 4am to an almost passed out Washington, an Arizona high on tajín and chamoy, and a very interested Wyoming who is 1 step away from dining on Jeff Bezos

Colorado: *inhales the communist manifesto*

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ngl i'm just kinda sad