Statehouse Headcanons

this fandom

hello rats

so uh, nannananabatman made a small chapter talking a bit ab the main people in this tiny chaotic fandom, so wanted to also :DDD

well- they made an actual good chapter and was very nice to literally all of us here, and I'm just gonna ramble ab some of the stuff we've done and ask questions to whoever is in the fandom

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did everyone just look at California's character design and say "yeah, that man right there listens to sweater weather"

because I honestly can't see him any other way, it just connects

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This entire fandom was mainly created from someone commenting if any of the states were related
People remember that right?

Ben literally told someone "yes, I want to read wattpad fanfictions", didn't know we existed, then found out bc someone commented something and he found it
If he's reading this then uh-
heeey, I'm so sorry-

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More things that everyone just assumed ab the characters that almost everyone else agreed on:

- Utah is either homophobic or has internalized homophobia

- Florida is a sad bih and has abandonment issues

- DC doesn't believe in sleep

- Mass is soft but hides it

- Alaska and Hawai'i: relationship goals before they were even seen interacting

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crackships.

in all of our defense, there's like 50+ characters to work with, it's bound to happen

and also kansas x iowa is cute fight me

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I feel most of us think a good portion of the southern states are assholes
with good reason of course- since y'know, they don't like the gay, they like bunker bitch, understandable stuff

Honestly this could go for Utah too he's not excluded from this-

I'm honestly just surprised no ones really talked ab the north north states
but North Dakota is pretty so imma just pretend he ain't a red state

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Everyone is a little gay

No I'm not talking ab the people in fandom, I don't know all of you to determine that, I'm talking about the characters

I mean it makes sense since there's only two girl characters we've met, and one of them is a bitch (everyone knows Hawai'i is saved for Alaska)

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This in no way is trying to be an attack to anyone

However, if you're part of this fandom there like a 90-98% chance you had a countyhuman/countyball or Hetalia phase

I have no rights to speak bc I had both, so it's ok

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k I'm done-
happy early christmas :PPP