Statehouse Headcanons

incorrect quotes: The Treqel

Treqel isn't a word is it?
Wtf do you call the third installment of something?
It has to be trequel.

Well whatever-
I'm sorry if you guys are getting tired of these but I'm probably not gonna stop anytime soon.
If you don't really like that you can skip over this chapter, I won't mind :P

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Florida: Hey New York have you seen my party gun? It's missing.

New York: Like your dad?

Florida:

Florida: *tears in his eyes* When I find my gun, you're first-

Texas: Because you'll find your gun before your dad

Florida:

Florida: *leaves*

California: Florida come back we're sorry-

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Hawai'i: *learning new slang* What are friends with benefits?

Alaska: uh...a special type of friend..

Hawai'i: Oh! Like us?

Alaska: *chokes*

(awkward Alaska awkward Alaska-)

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Florida: It's really muggy outside today

North Carolina: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you

Florida:

Georgia: *sadly drinks coffee from a bowl*

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*Florida and Louisiana test out pickup lines on each other, fight me-*

Florida: Did it hurt?

Louisiana: When I fell from heaven?-

Florida: No that's cheesy. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Louisiana: ?

Florida: Cause you're a snack-

Louisiana: *smacks him over the head flustered*

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Hawai'i: The quickest way to a man's heart is through his forth and fifth ribs

Everyone else at the dinner table:

California: Amen

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Illinois: Did you eat my donuts?

Florida: No

Illinois: Then what's that white power on your shorts?

Florida: Cocaine

New York: I can't tell if he's lying or not

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Utah: I don't think I'm straight..

Nevada: Well, I sure hope someone picks up the phone.

California! why?

Nevada: because I fUCKING CALLED IT-

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Texas: What kind of tea is that?

Ohio: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade

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DC: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you've lost throughout your lifetime

Alaska: Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this

California: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!

Louisiana: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Florida: Mental stability, my old friend!

Texas: Are y'all okay?-

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goodnight everybody-