Statehouse Headcanons

heights heights heights-

did I make a whole chapter of heights headcanons?

well you're reading this so I guess you already know the answer-

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As a group some of us have decided that heights with the states vary depending on how small or large a state is in land mass.

However

Since we have seen NorCal and SoCal personified as somewhat different character-ish(?) I feel like Cali would only be as tall as if he was split in half size wise.

Because I refuse to believe homeboy is taller then almost all the other states absolutely not-

So going from shortest to tallest:

4"11:
Rhode Island

5"0:
Delaware

5"1:
Connecticut

5"3:
Hawai'i

5"4:
New Jersey

5"5:
Massachusetts
New Hampshire
Vermont
Maryland

5"6:
West Virginia
South Carolina
Maine
Indiana
Virginia
Kentucky
Ohio
Tennessee

5"7:
Louisiana
Pennsylvania
Mississippi
New York
North Carolina

5"8:
Alabama
Arkansas
Florida
Wisconsin

5"9:
Illinois
Iowa
Michigan
Georgia
Washington
Oklahoma
Missouri
North Dakota
South Dakota
Nebraska
California(split)

5'10:
Minnesota
Kansas
Utah
Idaho
Oregon
Wyoming
Colorado
Nevada
Arizona
New Mexico

5"11:
Montana

6"0:
Texas

6"4:
Alaska

DC and the CDC are wild cards, since it's been established that DC and the actual District of Colombia are different characters, and CDC isn't really a state with land mass. So I'm just gonna say they're the height of an average male, so like around 5"9.

Same thing goes for IDC, so she'd be 5"5ish.

I'm so upset that I dedicate a good amount of time to this-