based a bit off of what -chaoticdumbass- does in their book
they're pog
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Arizona: Alaska is a continent right?
Alaska:
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California: God heard my prayers and he said "no"
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Nevada: Ew! This girls having a panic attack! Breathe!
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Colorado, high and reading: Removed the toilet because it started spraying water on me, use the former bathr- let me in, let hm- spray on me!- screams
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-States playing a roblox horror game-
Louisiana: Wai how'd you get in there?!
Hawai'i: high pitched scream
Later
Texas: Hawai'i why'd you scream that loudly Jesus Christ
Hawai'i: No- it was because I was really stupid and saw uh- a tall man
Florida: Was it this bitch right here?!
California: She saw Alaska and lost her mind
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California: *Screams* IM STUCK
New York: Step bro-
California: *bonk*
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Jaxon studying for history: Yo who's that white dude?
Kayleigh: Which one?
Kingsley: There's a lot of those in history
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Colorado: Yo mermaids and snakes, they kinda the same
Nevada: To be honest yeah
Utah, tired: Shut up
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Rhode Island: I mean, bitch, she look like rabies okay
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California, playing animal crossing: Woah I caught a walking stick
Texas: Isn't that a gun?
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New Jersey: Dr Phil is a dilf?
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DC: Oh Florida by the way I wanted to ask if-
Florida: Get bang energy drink-
DC: I cant have one conversation with you
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Florida: It's okay, if you have cancer that means you can meet god
Everyone else: *horror*
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New Hampshire singing: Gay gay gay, you are gay gay gay
Florida: you are gay gay gay you are-
New Hampshire: No shut up it's better when I sing it
Florida: I was adding chorus bitch
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California: I passed my math test
Oregon: Oh wait for real?
California: Yeah 9/17 :)
New York:..y'know it's better then nothing, good job
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Michigan: What a fucking neeeerd
Ohio: Oh yeah I'm a nerd, I've held money before I bet you wouldn't know what that feels like
The Midwest: *cackling*
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This was somewhat easy
Just because both my irl friends and the states don't got a single functioning brain cell in their heads
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Statehouse Headcanons
FanfictionJust state headcanons luv (Based on Ben Brainard's characters)
