Statehouse Headcanons

tiny states (pt 4 i think)

- States were probably forced to go to at least a few years of school when they were still somewhat kids, for obvious reasons

I like to think that California was (and probably still is) trash at math
Like Mr Man just does not know how it works-
He's obviously improved, but he definitely forgets his times tables and also couldn't tell you what a variable is at the top of his head

- Florida use to get really scared of the hurricanes that hit when he was little, so people like Loui or Georgia would usually comfort him

- Since I feel like Maine would be Mass' younger brother (he use to be part of Massachusetts until he broke away), all the other ex-colonies would tease Mass for always having this little kid by his side.

And as expected, Mass was also a protective older brother, so you fuck with his brother, r.i.p.

- Quite a few of the states had issues when interacting with other kids at their time

The Dakota's were always borderline abusive towards each other, and were surprised when kids at school said that what they did wasn't really normal.

Mass was always getting in trouble for hurting the other kids after they said something about the other colonies (mostly the younger ones)

Alaska was bullying a lot, mostly because he was really excited to make any human friends, and ended up meeting the worst kids

- Alaska and Hawai'i always trick or treated together when they were still kiddos, and got into a bunch of antics while doing so

Alaska's bullies approaching them, and Hawai'i straight up chasing them down the street with a stick

Florida taught them what to do when they see just a bowl with a "take one sign"
That eventually lead to them getting caught and fucking sprinting back to the home they were living in at the time

They did the ghost trend before it was a trend

- California met "Emperor" Norton when he was considered a celebrity, and actually really liked him (maybe a little bit more than DC at the time)
He also introduced Hawai'i to him, he gave her a chocolate bar, and Hawai'i became the only place that actually recognized Norton as an emperor

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