January 8th
"My therapist said I don't trust people and have no family apart from Steve, oh and she also practically said my life is just sad" Bucky says with a slight pout as he sits down on the couch.
"If you have no family then what am I? Chopped liver?" I say with a scoff.
"I know right!" He says and we both shake our heads.
"I ought to give this woman a piece of my mind" I say with a slight huff.
"Yeah then she'd see that I do have family, though she might question why you're some kid" Bucky replies.
"Eh oh well, dude I'm so coming with you to your next therapy session" I say with a smirk.
"Fuck yeah" he replies, mirroring my smirk.
"Language!" We hear Steve say.
"Oh no" Wanda says.
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꧁𝚃𝚆𝙾 𝙳𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚁꧂
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January 10th
"You said I don't have any family? Oh yeah well explain this" I hear Bucky say from the other side of the door.
That's my cue to walk in, so I do, very dramatically might I add, I'm also wearing a pair of sunglasses, ya know to spice it up a lil bit.
"What's up fuckers" I say and whip off my glasses.
"Language!" I say to myself, in honour of the mother hen.
"May I present to you the all mighty Peter" Bucky says with a smirk and we fist bump like the cool dudes we are.
"That low-key kinda hurt, I kinda punched a wall yesterday" I say, caressing my bruised knuckles.
"Really? Again? Peter! I told you to stop that, are you sure it isn't broken?" He says, becoming worried as he grabs my hand to examine it.
"I'm sure dad" I say mockingly, rolling my eyes with slight amusement as I pull my hand from his grasp.
"James, who's the kid?" Ms/Miss/Mrs/Mx/Mr...? (hey who am I to make assumptions) Therapist Person.
"Ha! She called to James, it's like мама паук when she's mad at you" I say with a laugh.
"Zip it tânăr" he says with a slight smirk.
"Ew you're like a Romanian version of Steve" I laugh.
"Where did this kid come from?" The therapist asks confusedly, gods I really gotta learn her name.
"Your mom" I reply and she look slightly irritated.
"Speaking of mother's, where's yours? I'm slightly concerned James kidnapped you" she says.
"What? He's obviously my mom, what are you talking about?" I say with a mock-scoff and she takes a sigh, trying to compose herself.
"This is my honorary... family member... child? Yeah my honorary child" Bucky says, putting an arm on my shoulder and I snort at his words.
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An Eventful Internship
FanfictionSooooooo I'm really sorry but May is dead, much like everyone else in Peter's family. In this he used to have siblings but they were killed by his father... um Idk why it just makes things more interesting. He's also a secret agent for an agency sim...