Previously on An Eventful Internship:
Peter got shot.
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"What's up ma peeps" I say as I walk into the living room of the tower with a grin on my face.
Bucky, Clint and Scott are there playing Mario Kart, I dunno where the rest of the team are thought I'm secretly thankful mom isn't there.
"Sup Pete- WHAT THE FUCK?!" Bucky says, freaking out when he sees me.
"PPPS HELP! ASSISTANCE NEEDED! PETER IS HURT I REPEAT PETER IS HURT!" He yells into a walkie-talkie, what the fuck?
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHILD!?" Nat says as she walks into the room from the kitchen, Oh no.
Her gaze finds me and I internally groan, welp guys this is it, I'm about to die, see y'all in hell, I'll send a post card.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING?!" She exclaims and she rushes over to me faster than Pietro runs to pizza.
"I'm on my period" I say, don't judge me, I panicked.
Bucky let's out a snort at my response as Ma glares at me.
"Okay... I may or may not have been shot by a bank robber and-" I'm saying when I'm cut off by my wonderful mother.
"YOU WHAT?!" She exclaims in horror.
"Maaaa I wasn't finished, and then again by a cop 'cause he thought I was the robber" I say and she looks livid.
"I need the robbers name and the cops. Now" she says, bro how the fuck am I supposed to just know their names.
"How do you expect me to know that...?" I question timidly.
"I'll just hack into the surveillance footage, what bank was it?" She asks, do I tell her or not? Ehhh she'll probably kill me if I don't but if I do she'll kill my new besties, those robbers were so nice.
"Mom calm down, it was all a misunderstanding, I mean the dude apologised, he was really nice, as for the cop he's not racist" I say and she just looks hella confused as well as Bucky, Clint and Scotty.
"I- please don't tell me you made friends with the robber, and what the heck does racism have to do with this?" She asks and I just shrug.
"I HEARD PETER WAS HURT WHERE IS HE?!" Steve exclaims with wide eyes as he rushes out of the stairwell out of breath. I- what was he doing? Usually this dude can run a marathon and not be out of breath.
"Dude did the serum where off? It literally sounds like you got that asthma back" Bucky says in amusement.
"I- just- sprinted- from Brooklyn- and ran- up 100- floors " he says through his breaths.
"Dude... why?" I ask him, what a dumbass bros am I right?
"Oh thank god you're alive" he says and comes over and hugs me.
"Dude... I kinda need to breathe" I say and he lets go looking at me apologetically.
"I came as soon as I heard! Peter are you okay!?" Wanda yells in worry as she comes out of the elevator.
"Jeez why is everyone asking me that?" I say, like honestly, how many times do I have to say I'm fine.
"What the fuck... Peter you're fucking bleeding!" She says with wide eyes and I shrug.
"I'm fine" I say nonchalantly.
"You're not fine! You were shot! Twice!" Clint exclaims, Jesus fucking Christ, sorry for my language grandma, may you rest in peace by the way.
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An Eventful Internship
FanfictionSooooooo I'm really sorry but May is dead, much like everyone else in Peter's family. In this he used to have siblings but they were killed by his father... um Idk why it just makes things more interesting. He's also a secret agent for an agency sim...
