Warnings: None too serious.
Relationship: None
This was something I came up with earlier, found it funny so here it is.
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Xisuma walked into the principals office and sighed when he saw Grian look away, "What happened this time?"
"Grian got into a fight with Sam." The principal said, "Sam's parents demand discipline."
Xisuma looked at Grian and saw a bruise on his neck, "Grian. What happened?"
Grian continued to look down.
"Grian."
"S-Sam was trying to collar me... again."
"Hmm, okay." Xisuma said calmly, "I think I'll take care of this one."
Grian looked up frightened, "Suma...?"
"Quiet. Let's go."
~☆☆☆~
Xisuma parked outside Sam's house.
"What're you gonna do?!"
"I just wanna talk to him." Xisuma stated while loading his pistol, "I just wanna talk to him."
"WHY WITH A GUN?!"
"I just wanna talk."
"YOU CAN'T SHOOT HIM!"
"I just wanna talk."
"X!"
"I just wanna talk to him." He knocked on the door and Sam was first to answer, "Oh good, you're home." Xisuma aimed the weapon at Sam and shot it, a muzzle attached to his face. Grian stood there wide eyed mouth gaping, he turned his head slowly towards X with disbelief. Xisuma put his weapon away, "Let's go Grian."
"How did you-"
"NOW."
"Yes sir."
