"We want Potato Fries."

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WARNINGS: none

Relationship:  Gritho. Because why not.

Extra tags: Phoenix Grian and Phoenix Etho

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Xisuma woke up to the feeling of feathers in his face. He groaned when he saw the icy blue of Etho and the nuisance that was known as Grian.

"What do you two want?"

"WE WANT POTATO FRIES."

"Then go eat Mumbo,  because I'm not cooking."

The two Phoenix boys looked at each other then ran off.

Three minutes later you could hear soothing come from Mumbo's room in the mansion. Xisuma only looked up when his door slammed. Xisuma glanced over with one eye open then tried going back to sleep.

"WHY ARE THE BIRDS TRYING TO EAT ME?!" Mumbo shouts,  throwing X's blanket of of him, "What did you say to them?!"

"To eat you."

"WHY."

"Because I don't feel like cooking them fries. Now go face them like a man."

"X-"

The door busted open leaving behind a trail of fire and ice. Stood on the floor were two aggressive birds.

"You might wanna run Mumbo." Xisuma chuckled, "They look hungry."

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