☆SCHLATTBUR~ONESHOTS☆

call 2❤️

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-wilbur-

Me and George were walking to a bar and I told him I needed him for anything to help atleast so I told George my situation. "He hasn't called me or texted me yet. And I feel bad now I just want to explain myself." I then ordered a drink then George finally spoke "I mean..I'd understand why cause what you did was an asshole move." "I thought he was joking!" I said getting worried now noticing this was going nowhere.

-schlatt-

I woke a bit again just scrolling through my phone and putting on music I closed my eyes till I heard a meow "Jambo, I know what you are thinking but I'm not going to do it man." Jambo then a made low meow I rolled my eyes "Your meows aren't going to do anything." He then hissed at me scratching me a bit "JEEZ MAN!" I said rubbing the tiny cut "I don't care I'm not going to humiliate myself again and I'm not going to do it."

He made another long annoying meow.
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Maybe he's right? But he's a cat he can't understand me.

-thirdperson-

After that Wilbur gave up on George and asked tommy which he didn't have a reason why he could've asked Phil but didn't so tommy then made a whole new Minecraft sever to bring the two back but that clearly didn't go well as schlatt was still not buying it or atleast try to avoid Wilbur then vidcon came.