Chatfic based because i'm lazy-
Miu: Oi, Abortion
Kokichi: The fuck do you want cum dumpster?
Miu: I'm bored and I wanna prank the others
Kokichi: Howw exactly?
Miu: False marriage between us
Kokichi: EXCUSE YOU?
Miu: Ugh, I wanna pretend that we're engaged and start a whole marriage in the chatfic, but nobody else would do it
Kokichi: So you had to pick me?
Miu: You're the one who loves pranking people and lying
Kokichi: Fair enough, finee but in return you have to give Keeboy a toaster upgrade
Miu: I- Ok?-
Kokichi: Good, now what's the plan?
Miu: I asked Cosplay bitch to make us wedding uniforms for us to take a photo in
Kokichi: Wait is this a literal marriage or?-
Miu: Nonono, it's just for the picture because then we can use it as bait
Kokichi: So it's a fake inside marriage?
Miu: Basically, we're going to set buckets of water and powdered snow inside of to fall ontop of them
Kokichi: I like your thinking whenever it's not about dick/tit sucking or just full on sex
Miu: I may be a slut but I don't always think dirty-
Kokichi: Fair enough
Miu: Tsumugi said to come over to her lab now, come on
Kokichi: Give me a damn second
*after they prepared everything cause i'm too lazy*
The gc:
SquashedGrapes: HEY CUM DUMBSTER!
ChokingKink: WHAT
EmotionalDamage: I'M TRYING TO WORK
SquashedGrapes: Stfu, this ain't about your work Shuichi
SquashedGrapes: Anyways, Miu will you marry me?
Headache: What in the Atua
RoastedInsects: Is something happening?
ChokingKink: Yes i will
EmotionalDamage: I THOUGHT YOU TWO HATED EACH OTHER?!
FlyHigh: What the fuck
PianoHangOut: I come on and see this, ALSO NO BAD WORDS
DoYouWannaDie: Can ya'll shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep
FlyHigh: In mid-noon?
DoYouWannDie: don't make me come there and strangle you Kaito.
ChokingKink: Kinky
PianoHangOut: I give up with you guys.
TheRock: Oh a marriage? How sweet!
SquashedGrapes: It's going to be in the gym, come over if you wish to still exist peacefully
ChokingKink: Hurry up bitches!
PianoHangOut: LANGUAGE
*In the actual reality*
3rd pov:
"Oh this is going to be hilarious, are you recording?"
"Hell yeah, I need to keep rewatching this!"
They both hear the door open and everyone steps in.
Ka "So what is this about?"
Ko "This!"
Iruma pulls out an umbrella and places it above Ouma's and her own head while Ouma pulls some sort of lever, a few seconds later a ton of water falls down on everyone with some sort of white powder along. In a matter of seconds, the entire gym is flooded with fake snow and Ouma and Iruma are running away.
Monokuma "WHO THE FUCK DID THIS?!"
YOU ARE READING
DANGRANONPA ONESHOTS
FanfictionThese are mostly just story ideas I come up with, and stories I write whenever I get the motivation.
