~~** Bros before hoes. **~~

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**^^💣 🤓 Wonder Duo 🤓 💣 ^^**

Nerd 🤓: be calm

Nerd 🤓: deep soothing breaths

Lord Explosion Murder💣: the fuck?

Nerd 🤓: you know you lose your patience easier when youre tired

Nerd 🤓: woosah kacchan

Lord Explosion Murder💣: will do mom

Nerd 🤓: (ง'̀-'́)ง

Lord Explosion Murder💣: bring it nerd

Nerd 🤓: later kacchan

Nerd 🤓: you have a date with kiri tonight

Nerd 🤓: dont want you to be late 

Nerd 🤓: best hurry now boom boom

Nerd 🤓: might want to freshen up first too

Nerd 🤓: but dont take too long

Nerd 🤓: its not polite to keep your boyfriend waiting you know

Lord Explosion Murder💣: i owe you for that one shitty deku

Nerd 🤓: ill be happy to collect on friday after training

Nerd 🤓: i accept payment in the form of cash and katsudon

Lord Explosion Murder💣: everybody thinks im the jackass in this duo

Lord Explosion Murder💣: your sad little friend group would be shocked by how much of a dick you can be deku

Nerd 🤓: im not making my date wait for me while i deflect my sexual frustration onto my partner

Lord Explosion Murder💣: definitely racking up a tab there you little ass

Nerd 🤓: bring it on blasty

Lord Explosion Murder💣: just remember you asked for it when i have you pinned under me in two days idiot

Lord Explosion Murder💣: wait

Lord Explosion Murder💣: that came out wrong

Nerd 🤓: dont worry kacchan

Nerd 🤓: youre welcome to try and pin me down any time

Lord Explosion Murder💣: ...

Lord Explosion Murder💣: the fuck?

Nerd 🤓: what

Lord Explosion Murder💣: what

Nerd 🤓: ...

Lord Explosion Murder💣: the shit are you on about dumbass?

Nerd 🤓: what?

Lord Explosion Murder💣: what did you mean by that damnit??

Nerd 🤓: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nerd 🤓: what are you talking about kacchan?

Nerd 🤓: you really should be more specific

Lord Explosion Murder💣: you KNOW what im talking about you little fucker!

Nerd 🤓: nope

Nerd 🤓: no clue

Lord Explosion Murder💣: you are the most annoying piece of shit ive ever had the displeasure of knowing in my whole fucking life

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