Darkside (BkDK)

~~** Operation 'cheer dad up' commence! **~~

Taking a deep sigh, Uravity faced Deku before glancing to Dynamight for confirmation. The sucking of teeth and the rolling of ruby colored eyes confirmed the curly haired man in front of her was going to do something most would assume only his other half would dare. The 1000 watt smile the handsome greenette flashed was less reassuring and more worrisome as he turned his attention to Shinso. "Hey Shin, the crowd tonight is mostly political right?"

"Yeah. Seems like Momo's family invited half the government. Everywhere you look there's another politician or their business partners. I'm betting she didn't really have a say in that. Not overly shocking given her family's position. I'm pretty sure if Todoroki wasn't the son of the number one Hero they would have objected to the marriage altogether. Looks like most of the Hero commission is here too, but I'm sure that was Endeavor's doing. Shoto seems way more interested in his family than the guests so he probably didn't know who was invited till he showed up today." Turning his full attention from scanning the room to looking at sparkling green eyes a slight chill ran down Mindjack's spine.

"What are you thinking, you evil little imp?" Crossing his arms as if to scold the man who was now the same height as himself, Hitoshi smirked. "And how can I help?"

"Toshi please don't do anything to get you in hot water with the commission again. I think Mr. Aizawa might really have a heart attack one of these days if he has to keep stepping in for you. Why can't you just follow the rules?" Bouncing the still giggling Hikari on her hip, Kyoka turned her attention to her other husband for backup. "Help me here Kami. He's YOUR husband too. Do you WANT him to be suspended? AGAIN?"

Interrupting his wife's scolding, Hitoshi pulled Chargebolt close by the waist. "I didn't hear any complaints about me being home and fully available for those two weeks. Did I? And I won't get in trouble." Still holding his blonde, the purplette looked back to his nonplussed female spouse. "First, Eraser WILL help me if he needs to because he understands why I do what I do and he's on my side. Second, I'll be with Deku. They LOVE him. He could probably go streaking through the room right now and they would find a way to make it into a positive PR for the commission. He's their favorite golden boy already and it's been less than two years since his debut!"

Bowing to the man giving him such a flattering description, the greenette extended his hand like an old school gentleman. "Sir, may I have the honor of this dance?"

A purple eyebrow quirked before understanding dawned on the Hero not so secretly known as Aizawa Jr to those in the former 'Star Class'. "You want to give these geezers heart failure don't you, you little demon?" The Cheshire cat-like grin on his friend's face confirmed Mindjack's intuition was correct.

"Iida thinks of himself as the dad of the group even now. What does a dad do when his kids are acting up in public?" Izuku's plan was diabolical and brilliant. Get their friend out of his funk AND piss off the people who had all the power and none of the common sense at the same time? Give this man a Nobel Prize.

"So you're hoping you'll be able to snap him out of his sad mood by getting him into 'dad mode' while pissing off all the snobby conservative higher ups at the same time? Have I ever told you how much I love you Midoriya?" Denki reached out and hugged the greenette briefly before feeling the little danger hairs on the back of his neck stand straight up.

"Watch it Pikachu." Katsuki glared at his former squad mate as he resisted the urge to drag his boyfriend away from the whole damn party. He knew why his Bunny suggested dancing with Eyebags. It was well known he was somewhat rebellious to Commission rules and was married to a man and was in a polly-marriage with not one but two other Pros. Sleepy's part in this would be icing on the cake. Plus, the 'Wonder Duo' were keeping things on the down low from the old farts until they got their agency approved. They decided not to give the geezers some bullshit prejudicial reason to deny their application when the time came. Speaking of: "You sure about this Nerd? This won't interfere with our plan?"

Quickly looking back to the blonde he loved so dearly, Midoriya knew the explosive man's question was not one of jealousy but showed he did still need reassurance. Izuku couldn't blame him. It was their lifelong dream to be a Pro team and if they got on the commission's bad side it will never happen. However, the determined inheritor of OFA was certain his plan would work with no backlash. "If you don't want me to Kacchan, I won't."

He meant it, and Katsuki knew it. Sighing and turning his attention to the rather confused looking purplette he had a somewhat strained relationship with Bakugo addressed the other before nodding to his boyfriend. "Hands above the ass or I break them."

"Still such a good guard dog aren't you?" A slight bark and ruff growl emanate from Dynamight in reply causing most of the group to laugh.

Taking his friend by the hand, Hitoshi led Izuku to the dance floor. The guests of honor for the evening had yet to return, but the party had already begun. Dinner would be served in an hour so for now cocktails were flowing while the music played allowing the guests to enjoy themselves and mingle.

Making their way over to be closer to their brooding friend to ensure they were in the man's field of vision, the two waited for the current song to end before smiling as the next song started. Wild near feral grins spread over both their faces as an instrumental version of a rather suggestive American song called Unholy began to play. Both turned to where the DJ area was and felt no shock as they saw a smiling blond dancing with his daughter while his wife winked from behind the equipment.

Taking their cue Mindjack and Deku began to dance in what some might consider a rather steamy manner. While there was no contact below the belt, Shisho did value his hands after all, their faces came close enough several times to suggest a kiss could have happened. Hips swayed as knees slotted between slightly parted legs and hands wandered over toned torsos.

More than one person in the immediate area needed to excuse themselves to the restroom before the two caught the attention of Tenya. It might have been Froppy that brought the man's focus to his two inappropriate 'children' but either way their mission was accomplished as the stern bluette approached them with arms chopping. The fake couple stopped dancing and did their best to look contrite as their friend lectured them on their behavior.

Mission accomplished.

By the time the newlyweds and their families re-entered the room with their guests most were paying more attention to Pro Heros Deku and Mindjack than the guests of honor. The pair had switched from their sweaty nightclub style dancing to rather formal Victorian style following their scolding and were all too happy to be walk-chased down by Iida the whole time. The applause of several politicians near the entrance caught the attention of the ridiculous friends who spun to face their former classmates.

With no inside information at all, the tall creation quirk user and her new husband began to snicker at Ingenium's flushed face, Midoriya's mussed hair, and Shinso's impish grin. They may not know what exactly was going on, but they could be sure it was well intended and far more fun than rubbing elbows with their parents' guests.

Deciding to put an end to the show having thoroughly distracted their ever serious friend from his relationship woes, Hitoshi and Izuku returned to the rest of their former classmates with Tsu and Tenya in tow. More drinks were passed around the room and everyone took their places at the tables for toasts before dinner was served. As Natsuo, the best man, began his speech an explosive palm slowly worked its way up a toned thigh.

Emerald eyes fluttered from the tall white haired speaker to their ruby counterpart before flashing to the hall doors. A soft nod and a smirk followed as the 'Wonder Duo' did their best to subtly excuse themselves. As they entered the elevator they were on each other the moment the doors closed. Izuku would be returning to Might tower after the reception was over but seeing as his agency was too far out from the venue, Bakugo had booked a room for the night.

The couple were unconcerned about video recordings in the metal box they currently occupied as both were in tuxedos and wouldn't be easily recognized by many save those they just left. Lips locked, hands caressed, and moaning filled the small space until the soft chime sounded letting them know they had reached their floor. The speed with which a very determined Dynamight threw his slightly larger lover over his shoulder and booked it to his room before retrieving and scanning his key card was impressive.