"Fine. Let's just get this bullshit over with." Reaching into his pocket, Katsuki pulled out his phone, quickly downloaded a randomizer app, and entered his classmates' names. Hitting the button, an electronic beeping noise sounded and a wheel spun before the first name flashed on the small screen.
"Shitty Hair." Not looking up, he completely missed the look of surprise and happiness on his best friend's face as he pressed the button again and waited.
"Deku." Once again the button, the blonde externally made no move to acknowledge the two males now mentally preparing in very different ways for what was soon to come. Internally the feisty explosion quirk was freaking out. This was going to be awkward to say the least but really he had two competing thoughts: would the Nerd get jealous of him getting close to kissing Hair for Brains and would his Bunny and him slip up and end up making out in front of the class. Somewhat lost in thought the blonde almost missed the ding of the last name appearing on his phone screen. As it did the ruby-eyed Blasty looked up and directly at his last victim and then to the boy next to her.
"Ponytail." A smirk tugged at his mouth as he looked at the almost imperceptibly narrowed eyes of the one member of the class he could definitely call his enemy. Todoroky didn't know what the pocky game was, but he was certain he didn't want Bakugo playing it with Momo.
A box of plain chocolate pocky was produced courtesy of Kaminari's constant need for snacks and one biscuit was handed each to Midoriya, Kirishima, and Yaoyorozu.
"Get over here Shitty Hair, you're closest so you're first." Completely ignoring the furious blush on the sharp-toothed boy's face, he grabbed the stick from his best friend's nervous hand and put the uncoated end between his teeth. Hesitantly the oher took the opposite end and the pair began taking small bites until their noses were almost touching. Unable to take the proximity to his handsome friend, it was Ejiro who pulled away first.
"Weak game Shark Boy. Let's see what YOU got, Ponytail." Looking over first to the bicolored teen next to her, then to the creation quirk user herself the spiky haired youth got up and walked over before ungracefully folding himself on the floor in front of the furiously blushing Momo and crossing his arms. Nervously the shy girl put the end of the stick between her teeth and leaned forward.
Instantly biting off a quarter of the crisp snack in a single bite, Katsukis's current challenger immediately crunched off the fraction of a bite already in her mouth before turning her head away in defeat. Backing away to return to her seat she felt a warm arm wrapped around her shoulder. Looking to her side she couldn't help but smile at the duel-quirk user's efforts to comfort her.
"Lame. I expected more from the vice rep. Let's see if the Nerd has more guts than you." Crawling on all fours across the room the pair met in the middle and without preamble began nibbling small bits of the sweet treat getting steadily closer until their noses touched. A quick flash of something passed over both their faces as each tilted their heads and took one more miniscule bite. Then another. Then another, until they were a mere centimeter apart before the greenette backed off fearing he would give in to the feel of the soft lips he knew very well if he went any further.
Many around the room were impressed with Midoriya's nerve but two members of the class were less than pleased with the almost kiss. Uraraka and Kirishima looked on with neutral expressions, not quite sure how to deal with the slight irritation they were currently experiencing.
Returning to his spot as if nothing at all just happened Bakugo continued his turn while his boyfriend did his best to stave off a mild stroke. Would Kacchan have kissed me in front of everyone if I hadn't pulled away? Is he ok with everyone knowing we're together? I think our friends would be ok with us for the most part but I don't want to hurt Kiri and Ura.
"My turn now, right? So I choose Dunce Face." At first the electric quirk user was happy to be picked. Then he looked closer at the downright evil expression on his friend's face and knew he was doomed. An audible gulp could be heard from the bored looking girl next to him.
"I like rabbits. I've only ever been in one relationship. My favorite color is red." Leaning back on his arms and sporting a very smug smirk, Bakugo waited to see what the other would do. Maybe literal smoke would come out of his fellow blonde's ears? No way dumbass will get this. Then I can vent on his ass. This is perfect.
It was no secret that Denki wasn't the brightest bulb but no one could ever accuse him of being a bad friend. He paid close attention to his classmates and knew the most about his squad. Holding up a finger in the air as if about to give an epic speech the electric quirk user began.
"You don't like anything week and never play with Yuwai when Koda brings her out. You act like the whole world is in love with you and I know you're bi. Your shirts are always black and you picked black and orange for your hero costume." A previously confident finger drooped as full realization sunk in.
"So they're ALL lies?" Tilting his head and looking at the purple-haired girl to his side, Kaminari searched for help.
"Two have to be true idiot. Blasty would never cheat." Nodding in understanding of the female's wise words, the ditzy big hearted yellow-eyed teen turned back to his leader.
"The rabbit thing?" The extremely predatory smile that spread across his face was all the answer the electric quirk user needed to know he would be the one paying a penalty.
"Wrong as usual dipshit." Not clarifying further, the fiery youth began rubbing his hands together as smoke formed while plotting his supposed friends' (reward) (punishment) penalty but before he could speak the little shit jumped in again.
"So then it's the dating thing, right? It has to be, doesn't it?" Several whispers began to be exchanged as a few people near Izuku tried to pry the information from his sealed lips. Of course the fiery tempered teen's life long friend turned enemy turned rival turned partner would know.
"Sorry guys, if Kacchan wants to tell you then that's one thing but it's not my place to say. He didn't give away any of my private information so I can't possibly do that to him." Shrugging his shoulders the borrowed quirk user flashed his 100 watt smile and waited to see what his partner would do. An evil look from Katsuki and pouting lip from Denki led to the class cheering for the ruby-eyed youth to spill the tea.
"Fine you damn extras. My favorite color isn't red. That's the lie. Now for your punishment -" Turning with an expression of almost glee towards the citrine-eyed boy now swallowing hard in anticipation, Bakugo was cut off by the voice of one Glitter Troll.
"So mon ami, you HAVE only ever been in one relationship AND you DO like rabbits then. Oui?" Aoyama's voice was soft and listful as always but caught everyone''s attention nonetheless.
"Bro, really? I figured you'd have had a ton of girlfriends by now. Though, maybe not with your temper now that I think about it." Kirishima rubbed his chin with one hand while patting his best friend on the shoulder with the other until it was quickly knocked away.
"I told you before Shitty Hair, choosing only one team limits your options. Who said I would have had only girlfriends?" A challenging eyebrow rose as several murmurs broke out all over the room.
"I knew it! Bakugo IS gay! How can you not want a girlfriend with voluptuous soft curves to hold in your hands? What's so great about a dude's hard body? But then that makes for less competition for the ladies so..." Without a word, Ida walked over to the rambling pop-off quirk holder and lifted him up by his cheeks to silence him.
"Please disregard what Mineta is saying. He does not speak for all of us and what kind of person you take a personal interest in is no one else's business. Your private life is your own unless you choose to share with others, but I for one appreciate your openness." Bowing slightly the tall blue haired teen kept his grip on the smaller boy in his hands as all eyes turned back to their favorite Pomeranien.
"You don't listen, do you ya little perv? Never said I was gay. I said I don't pick sides. And no, I'm not telling you extras if its a boyfriend or a girlfriend so you can give it the fuck up. As for YOU, ya dumbass, it's time for you to pay up." Turning once again to face Kaminari, the now slightly aggravated blonde found an empty space. Looking over to Earphone Jack and receiving a subtle nod towards the stairs he knew his prey had escaped.
"GET YOUR ASS BACK DOWN HERE YOU COWARD!"
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Darkside (BkDK)
FanfictionThe only constant is change. That's what they say, right? It may be cliché but it's also true. After rescuing Bakugo from the LOV the dynamic between him and his one time childhood friend begin to change. The now retired All Might encourages his se...
