~~** Get me a pretty pink casket. **~~

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It had been about an hour now since most of the members of class 2A were involuntary guests of the impromptu free 'Boyfriends gone crazy' comedy late show. Several friends were gathered in the common area talking about the events of the day leading up to the hysterical race around the building between Bakugo and Midoriya. The 20 students of Mr. Aizawa's homeroom had worked hard on a complicated math project all week and today there was an exam based on that same project. While many felt they had fared quite well with the thoroughly rehearsed equations, the same could not be said for everyone.

"It was a disaster! And I feel so bad you guys. Not just for bombing the test but because you all tried so hard to help me. Even Deku's awesome notes and Kendo's tutoring couldn't save me. I'm a failure." Uraraka let her head drop to the back of the couch in defeat. Combat and quirk training were a walk in the park compared to math. "Why do Heros even need algebra in the first place? It's a form of torture I tell you!"

"Here here! Preach sister! I say we petition principle Nezu to make it an optional class. Numbers are dumb. And mean." Crossing her arms over her impressive bust Mina commiserated with her female friend over their mutual distaste for calculations. "I managed to get Bakuhoe to tutor me and I still tanked it. Now I have to do his damn laundry for a freakin' week AND do remedial lessons. At least his clothes don't stink, but I'm gonna gain weight for sure. I just know it."

"Why would washing Bakugo's clothes cause you to gain weight, Ashido? Unless... do you somehow absorb clothes to fuel your quirk?" How Todoroki could be so battle savvy and so completely oblivious when it came to daily life was an adorable juxtaposition in his girlfriend's eyes.

Yaoyorozu smiled sweetly as she took the bi-colored boy's hand in her own and patted it gently. "No sweetie. She's talking about how Bakugo tends to smell like caramel because of his nitro sweat. Smelling sweets makes her hungry." A slight nod showed the quiet teen understood before the conversation continued.

"Well, I guess I should return these notes to Deku and thank him for letting me borrow them. Man! I just realized he couldn't even review last night cause I had them too. Ahhhhhh! OK, I think he's up in his room for the night. Unless anyone has seen him come down since Blasty and him had their deranged game of tag earlier?" Several head shakes met the brunette's searching gaze confirming the unofficial Squad leader's absence. "Tsu, you want to hang out in my room after? I still have that hair braider I borrowed last week. I need to return it to you anyway. My hair just isn't long enough for it."

"Sure. *Kero* I'll come up with you then." Standing from the couch, the smaller greenette smiled at the group as she followed her bubbly classmate.

"Wait for me! I'd bet good money Boom Boom Boi is in Midoriya's room so I'll come with and return his notes too. Maybe he'll let me out of laundry duty if he doesn't have to ask for them back!" The upbeat tone in the pinkette's voice was optimistic. Or was that naive?

"Do you reeeeeaaaaaly think that's likely? *kero*"

"Don't kill my hope you meanie." Poking her tongue out at the wide mouthed girl, Pinkie then resumed her bright smile before bouncing along arm in arm with Froppy and Uravity to begin their journey up to the fourth floor. When the trio arrived at their freckled classmate's room they knocked and waited but heard no movement inside. Of course it was the boldest of the three that was willing to be impatient and even invasive to accomplish her goal. "Midoriya! Bakuhoe! You two in there? You have to the count of five to get your pants back on cause I'm coming in! One-"

"What are you doing?!? You can't barge into someone else's room! What if they aren't there? They could be in Bakugo's room! OR what if they're sleeping already?!? I want to LIVE! I don't have a desire to be blown out of the building because a cranky Blasty got woken up from his beauty sleep!" As she stopped her slightly panicked rant, Ochako's face blushed as bright as Ashido's hair as the horned female's words fully registered in her mind.

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