« 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐭 » - ( Blue Lock x F!Reader )

𝑆𝑖𝑥𝑡𝑦-𝑡𝑤𝑜

Hello. hope you are enjoying the story so far

Just a reminder that this story contains dark humor which was mentioned in the "Info" chapter!

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_Auf die knie, Blue Lock.

You stared at him with the same confused look before one of his teammates walked to him.

_Das bringt nichts Kaiser. Hier benutz das. He said before showing him a blue lock translate gadget . Die können dich nicht verstehen. He smiled softly at you before turning back to Kaiser.

He walked to you first and gave you some kind of earphones that you put on before he spoke again in German only for you immediately hear the translation with the same voice tone.

_Here you go guys from Blue Lock. He said before turning to the rest of your teammates. Those were provided by Ego Jinpachi, micro-interpreters.
Pardon us for our late introduction Blue Lock. He started. My name is Ness.

_Come on Ness. Don't pretend to be nice with those smegma. A taller male walked to him while glaring at the Blue Lock players. I came all the way here because the club owner was going on and about how amazing Blue Lock was... he said with his eyes still closed. But my time would be better spent listening to some boring hot chick. You deadpanned at his words.

_How foul. Ness started before turning his gaze to you. Looks like you could do both here. His teammate opened his eyes in confusion before seeing you.

He blinked a few times then went rushing to your side, he examined you up and down before bringing a hand to fix his hair and faked a cough.

_Can I take you out to the Hofbrauhaus ? He asked while eying your smaller figure. I'd do anything to be German.

'Now what the hell does that mean'- also isn't he German..

_Stop it Erik, this pick up line doesn't mean anything in English. Another one that looked like pure art said.

You turned to him and he was hugging himself with his arms.

_For rage... is a sign of rejection for not accepting sadness.. he said before dramatically falling to his knees.

You for a second you hesitated if you should check on him but stopped yourself when he spoke again.

_You cannot grow unless you accept sadness...however.. sadness always hurts you... he then stood again making you jump back and bump into Erik's chest who smirks grew. YET SADNESS IS ALSO A PART OF LIFE!

_Give it a rest Grim. Erik said while covering one of his ears with his hand. You goddamn Masochistic tragicomic smegma.

_What the hell is their damage !? Raichi said as you let out a sigh.

_Grim ? Igarashi asked. Doesn't this guy name kinda sound like mine ?

'I need therapy.'

_Don't mind them Schatz~ you heard Kaiser say while coming to you with a hand on his hip, the last word  didn't came out translated with his German accent as he kept smirking at you before he reached out his free hand to grab your chin.
I camera here to meet you and this Isagi guy.. don't let me down~ he said while staring right into your eyes as you tilted your head.

You hit his hand with the back of yours without changing the proximity.

_You may be hot you bastard but don't touch me. You told him as his smirk grew more visible.

He let out a chuckle before setting a hand on your shoulder again and leaned closer to your face.

_(Name) you gotta prove me that I didn't come all that way for nothing... so be a proper obstacle okay Love ? He said with a fake soft smile as your eyes twitched. And you too Isagi ! He said still close to you but turned his head to face Yoichi.

_As you wish. He answered back. I'm going to destroy your life.

With this Kaiser let go of you and exlaimed happily.

_Great ! He started saying more bullshit before Noa walked in with a stoic expression.

_Stop Kaiser. And quit it with that habit if acting like you're superior. It's childish. He said as everyone turned to face him.

_Sorry Noa, I thought I'd get them hyped up ! Kaiser innocently said only to be cut by Noa mid-sentence.

_Don't talk back to me. I make the rules.

_Sure sure. 

_Daddy Noa.... Igaguri whispered next to you as you sweatdropped.

You looked back at the white-haired male who was staring coldly at all of you one by one before his gaze fell on you, you gulped hardly and your shoulders relaxed the moment he looked away.

_Man- you're right. You told Igarashi back in a whisper.

_For now the first training is over. You must have noticed by now, but this room is meant to galige your physical abilities.
Bastard München philosophy is "super rationality". I'll take the data from the results of the training and from your matches for all 21 players here.
Those who make it to the top 11 will be used in matches and those who don't wont. Noel explained as you missed to notice Kaiser getting closer to you.

As the ranking appears you were classed 17 with the Bastard München players included, your eyes widen in surprise when you saw Kunigami being third.

_What the hell did they feed him... you told to yourself until Kaiser spoke.

_Looks like you have quite a path to do before reaching me. He said while leaning closer to you before you checked his ranking and saw him being on the top, first.

_You're not my rival nor my priority, passing you in an unofficial ranking won't bring me anything. You told him as his expression became cold with a fake smile on.

_Are you saying that you are better than me love. He said with a more serious tone as you let out a tired sigh.

_I am n- you started before blinking and raising a brow. Wait why are you asking me that you Na- You faked a cough at the end of your sentence as Raichi let out a dry chuckle guessing your sentence.

'I need serious help.'

And with that he let out a chuckle.
And backed away.

_You're entertaining, that's for sure.. Kaiser said amused before walking to Isagi.

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