Joey for Shane [A Shoey FanFic]

Chapter 57: Shane, Stop!

[Shane's POV]

I sat with Lisa in silence, not knowing what to say now.

Lisa: So...

Shane: Get out...

Lisa: What?

Shane: Go!

Lisa: Bye then!

Lisa got up and stormed out of the apartment. What am I going to do!

Should I text Joey and tell him to come home?!

[Joey's POV]

Me and Luke were hanging out watching Dexter! He didn't want to tell me what was going on, which made me very anxious!

Joey: TELL ME LUKE!

Luke: Nooope! Not yet...

Joey: LUUUUKE! TEEEEEL MEEEEE!

Luke: So what's up with you? How are you and Shane?

Joey: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT MR CONARD!

Luke: How are you and Shane?

Joey: Everything's great! We're going to Boston in two days!

Luke bounced round on the couch, paused Netflix and started shaking me.

Luke: DONT LEAVE ME JOEY! STAY HERE WITH ME! *Jokingly*

Joey: What the hell!

Luke: How long for?

Joey: 2 weeks!

Luke: I DONT GET TO SEE JOEY FOR A WHOLE 2 WEEKS!

Joey: Maybe 3 if you don't tell me why you wanted me here!

Luke: Alirght...so you know me and Ingrid broke up?

Joey: Oh my god! Are you guys back together?! Yes!

Luke: Hold your horses there Joey, we aren't back together...

Joey: Awww, damn it!

Luke: But I think I did something bad...

[Shane's POV]

Joey's going to leave me for real. I'm going to have a kid with that slut! My life is falling apart. I wanted to go to Boston for something special with Joey! That wont happen now!

I sat on the couch, crying my eyes out! Why me of all people! I needed to get rid of this annoyance inside of me.

[Joey's POV]

Joey: LUKE! WHAT DID YOU DO!

Luke: I made that sound like I murdered someone!But I...hooked up with someone I probably shouldn't have...

Joey: Ingrid!?

Luke: Nope...

Joey: Tell me...

Luke: I wanted to tell you this because...well it's your ex...Me and...Cat...

Joey: CAT!

Luke: Please don't be mad Joey!

Joey: I'm not mad! I'm excited!

Luke: Excited?

Joey: I have a new OTP!

Luke: I just tell you I'm with her and now you ship us...

Joey: Lat? Cuke? Cake! Your ship name is Cake!

Luke: WHAT! CAKE!

Joey: You know, the C-A in Cat and K-E in Luke! Cake!