We were talking about how my father used to shove other, younger children out of the lunch line in elementary school so he could get to the food first.
Brother: *not hearing correctly* You stole their lunch money?
Dad: No! I just shoved them out of line. I didn't want their lunches, I just wanted mine faster.
Brother: Size doesn't matter, Dad! You shouldn't push people!
Dad: Unless they're in the way of my lunch. I knocked their punk asses to the curb.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
