My cousin and I were playing with my father. She's about six. He would grab our ankles or arms and pin us down. I had finally managed to free her, trapping myself in the process.
Me: GO - SAVE YOURSELF - RUN WHILE YOU STILL - aaaand she's already gone.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
