Brother: *pushes powdered sugar into vertical line and pretends to snort it*
Mom: Did - did you just pretend to snort that?
Me: *gesturing to the sugar* It's supposed to be in a horizontal line.
Brother: Ohh.
Mom: *stares at me in horror*
Mom: *to Dad* We need to ground them.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
