Brother: *in a robotic voice* So, Father, how is your day going so far?
Dad: I'm gonna punch you in the mouth.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
Brother/Father Love
Brother: *in a robotic voice* So, Father, how is your day going so far?
Dad: I'm gonna punch you in the mouth.