Brother: *sipping Snapple* This tastes like Tic Tacs.
Me: *stares at him with a horrified expression*
Me: There are so many different varieties of Tic Tacs. Do you mean the peppermint or the mint or the assorted fruit - ?
Brother: The red ones.
Me: THIS AIN'T GATORADE. BOI. YOU GOT TO BE SPECIFIC.
Brother: ...cherry?
Me: There you go!
Brother: ...cherr...strawberry...
Me: We were so close. We almost had it.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
