Dad: *gives my brother a book and starts talking about how much he loved it when he was a child*
Brother: *opens the book to the middle*
Dad: No - WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CAN'T OPEN THE BOOK TO THE MIDDLE YOU LITTLE RAT MONSTER
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
ΧιούμορThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
Rat Monster
Dad: *gives my brother a book and starts talking about how much he loved it when he was a child*
Brother: *opens the book to the middle*
Dad: No - WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CAN'T OPEN THE BOOK TO THE MIDDLE YOU LITTLE RAT MONSTER