Me: Where do you want to sleep tonight?
Dad: Answer the question before I poke you in the eye!
Me: ...I asked the question, Dad.
Dad: Oh. I'm not good with English. I'm really tired.
Me: It's okay, Dad.
Dad: Stop making ack-
Me: ...
Me: What, Dad?
Dad: I only got four or five hours of sleep last night.
*
Dad: *lying face down on bed*
Brother: What's wrong, Dad?
Dad: IM TIRED AND NOBODY WILL LET ME SLEEP
*
Brother: *jumps onto Dad's back*
Me: *shoving him off* You can't do that! His muscles hurt! He's like a little kid - you can't just jump on them because they'll get hurt!
Dad: *kicking feet* I WANNA GO TO BEEED
*
Me: Where do you want to sleep, Dad? Answer the question in three seconds. Three...two...one!
Dad: I DONT EFFING CARE
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HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
