I told my mom that a section of my textbook discussed how to preserve a newly severed finger so it could later be reattached. She got a finger confused with a lost tooth, which you put in milk to preserve. After clearing this up...
Mom: Imagine walking into the ER with a finger in a glass of milk and being like, "Here's the finger!" and them being like, "Whose finger is this?" Like, "Awww! I knew I forgot something! Hold on one second."
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
