My father and I were shopping for my mom for Mother's Day.
Dad: Ooh! We could buy her a jar of mayonnaise!
Me: WE CANNOT BUY MOM A JAR OF MAYONNAISE FOR MOTHER'S DAY
Dad: But she likes mayo!
Me: DAD
A few minutes later...
Dad: Ooh! A zucchini!
Me: WE ARE NOT BUYING A ZUCCHINI FOR MOM
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
