My brother placed his feet on the store cart and leaned back into me, who was pushing, so I was pushing the cart and completely supporting his weight. Here are a few highlights...
Brother: Faster, peasant!
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Brother: I may have to demote you from peasant.
Me: To what?
Brother: Negative peasant.
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Brother: I will demote you from peasant!
Me: Okay, peasant is a social cast, first of all -
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Brother: Peasant -
Me: Call me peasant again and I will lick your ear.
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Me: *licks his ear*
Brother: *screams and writhes, jumps down from the cart and dashes to father*
Me: *walks up as brother is telling on me*
Me: He deserved it.
Dad: I believe that.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
