Cat: *chewing something*
Girl: Whatcha got in your mouth, you little fucker?
Cat: *drops object and bats it into the open*
Girl: Oh, he got a green bean.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
