Brother: *jumps up during movie* Oh! I have to go do Khan Academy!
Me: *grabs him* NO. YOU WILL SIT HERE AND WATCH THIS MOVIE.
Brother: LET ME DO MATH!
YOU ARE READING
Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
