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These are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]

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Fireworks

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przez izzywriter

autorstwa @izzywriter

Mom: Part of me wants to go watch fireworks - because it's the Fourth of July and I haven't seen fireworks yet -

Dad: I don't give a damn.