Me: A MOSQUITO TRIED TO FLY UP MY NOSE
Cousin: A MOSQUITO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM
Me: *shrieks and shoves her over*
Me: "Girl brutally murdered by cousin."
Cousin: *starts laughing*
Me: *kicks her in the ribs*
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
