Senior: Once, I couldn't sleep, so my dad was like, "Fuck it. Take one of my melatonin pills."
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Girl: *trying to get senior to say a phrase* You did this when you climbed onto the school roof...
Senior: We...climbed the school roof?
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Girl: You're on fire! What do you do?
Senior: Burn.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
