This is the most amusing party I've ever been to, and I'm sitting at a table with adults. That is unnatural.
Dad's friend: Now I drink a cup of coffee a day.
Dad: A cup a day? *laughs* That's cute. I drink a cup before I wake up.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
