Dad: Are you kids okay with a 9:30 showing for "Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2?"
Brother and me: Yeah.
Dad: It's the first showing on a Sunday morning, so hopefully people will be with God and we can be with...
Mom: Gamora.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
