Young cousin: *talking to other cousin* Why did he wreck himself?
Aunt: *without missing a beat* Because he didn't check himself.
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Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
Young cousin: *talking to other cousin* Why did he wreck himself?
Aunt: *without missing a beat* Because he didn't check himself.
