Man: *checking in a suspicious body-shaped bag on the airplane*
Me: "Hello, yes, I'd like to check my body onto the airplane..."
Mom: It looks like a sarcophagus!
Me: "Hi, I'd like to put the corpse of my murder victim on the airplane..."
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
