Me: *passes brother's computer*
Brother: *tries to cover screen*
Me: *reading the DIY instruction website over his shoulder* What does a nuclear reactor do?
Brother: ...things.
Me: *after severely questioning him about the purpose of a nuclear reactor* Play "Non-Stop" from Hamilton on YouTube and I'll stop questioning you about the nuclear reactor.
Brother: *instantly plays it*
A few seconds later...
Brother: *groans*
Me: *looks at the prices of the things he's looking at* What's a vacuum chamber?
Brother: How much do kidneys sell for?
Me: ASH NO
Brother: *clicks on "Body Parts you can Legally Sell" link*
Me: NO - wait, you can sell your feces? SCROLL BACK UP SCROLL BACK UP
A few minutes later...
Brother: Why is this illegal? If you handle it well, worst case scenario, everyone in your town dies, including yourself!
JE LEEST
Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
