Mom: *to brother* Could you hand me that knife?
Brother: I dunno...COULD I??? *hands her the knife*
Mom: *accepts knife*
Mom: Now come here.
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When Jokes Turn Lethal
Mom: *to brother* Could you hand me that knife?
Brother: I dunno...COULD I??? *hands her the knife*
Mom: *accepts knife*
Mom: Now come here.