My brother had my mother's phone out in the car. He then replaced it in her purse.
Mom: *digging through purse* Where did you put my phone?
Brother: In the secret pocket! *shows her*
Mom: That's not a secret pocket. It leads back to the main area...
Mom: ...
Mom: That's a hole.
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HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]