Me: You hold knives so menacingly, gripping them tightly at the hilt and holding them at your side...
Dad: I need to be ready to FIGHT
Me: That's a butter knife, Dad.
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Good LORD, I've finished another one...Weird Things I Heard in Life 3 should be going up generally soon, so go looking for that!! There are also (as of now) two Weird Things I Heard in School books! Thanks for all of your votes and support - it's mindblowing :)
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
