Dad: Who are you sexting?!
Me: ...I'm on Wattpad.
Dad: Oh.
Me: I don't sext people!
Dad: Are you sure you didn't just forget about it when you were drunk or high?
Me: I don't drink or take drugs!
Dad: Haha - nerd.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
