Mom: Make like a horse and shoot yourself.
Mom: Wait
[I have since been informed by my highly offended mother that she in fact said "SHOE yourself," and then said "wait" because I was looking at her in horror, but I'm not so sure I believe her.]
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
