Me: I have a new goal.
Brother: What?
Me: To eat all of the cakes listed on Wikipedia's list of cakes!!
Brother: You are a disappointing human being.
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I Have Lofty Goals!!
Me: I have a new goal.
Brother: What?
Me: To eat all of the cakes listed on Wikipedia's list of cakes!!
Brother: You are a disappointing human being.