Me: So are you and Mom going out for drinks tonight?
Dad: Yeah.
Me: Good, because I was planning on binge watching YouTube.
Dad: Oh, I was planning on binge drinking! Weird, how these things line up!
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
