I taught my brother a cuss in sign language and we kept doing it at one another.
Mom: You are not allowed to flip each other off or do rude gestures to each other inside the house. I can't control what you do in school but if you get in trouble -
Brother: They're all idiots, they don't know sign language.
Me, at the exact same time: The teachers aren't smart enough to know sign language.
Mom: *staring off into the distance with a bleak expression* What have I done?
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
