Dad: *talking about archery* It was awesome!
Uncle: I jumped off of his shoulders and killed minotaurs.
Dad: The part where he took his pants off got a little weird...
Uncle: Legolas, man!
Dad: It was even weirder that he was already wearing Spandex tights...
Uncle: You gotta be prepared, man.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
