Family: *looking at a toilet from centuries ago*
Mom: People pooped here hundreds of years ago. Really gives you a sense of antiquity, doesn't it?
Dad: The wood is marred by countless ancient butt cheeks.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
